I woke up this morning laughing at myself. Yes, TTC is no joke, but sometimes, omo, you just have to laugh at the things we women do whilst TTC.
I want to share my top 3 funniest things I’m doing now. Laugh all you want, but add your top 3 in the comments.
This is not restricted to those of us who are TTC, those of us who are already mothers, please feel free to give us your top 3 as well. We need a bit of humour in our lives.
Here goes, in no particular order:
1. Hang my legs after dtd…I know this one is quite popular and common. In my case, I don’t as much hang my legs as stand on my head. My husband cannot laugh hard enough when I do this…I’m sure I must look like a clown when I do this. LOL.
2. Drink 3 brands of Vitamin E just because 3 people testify to getting their bfp after starting to use one particular brand. ie Sola got her bfp after using brand A, so I bought brand A.
Then Nkem got her bfp after using brand B, so I bought brand B.
Only for Aisha to get her bfp using brand C, so, of course, I had to buy brand C.
I kid you not, I alternate brands A, B, and C. And it’s soooo funny when you think about it.
3. Using 6 Opks plus Clearblue Monitor and Clearblue digital strips when I think I’m getting close to ovulation. As in, everyday, for 3 days in a month, I use a total of 8 ovulation predictors. When I see the peak fertility on my clearblue monitor, it’s not enough, then I see a strong second line on one of the cheap strips, it’s not enough for me. I have to use 5 more…still not enough, so I use the clearblue digital stick. Then, gehn gehn! Poor DH is summoned from wherever he is to get home NOW! LWKMD!!!
I don’t even want to talk about what I do during the 2 week wait. That’s a story for another day.
I’ve shared mine, please go ahead and tell me the funny things you do, orr have done while ttc.
Hugs and kisses!